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you
started sleeping with your bow under your pillow ?
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you
decided to wall-paper the lounge with Targets ?
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you
started using arrows for knitting needles ?
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you
started using bow strings for a belt ?
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you
called out your bows name during sex ?
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you
named your dog 'Spot' ?
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you
had 'Hoyt' tattooed above the 'skull bone' on your arm ?
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you
replaced your chopsticks with all the broken arrow pieces ?
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you
felt lonely and wanted to send your bow a sms message ?
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you
sold the lawnmower to buy a new bow ?
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you
named your two kids 'arrow-rest' and 'peep-sight' ?
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you
heard the doctor wanted to amputate a limb and you though he was going
to wreck your bow ?
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When
I realized that archers are a group of friends and not an alcoholic
beverage